Congratulations, entrepreneur! You found a client who would love to pay you for your services.
:High-Five!: So now what? You think you have an idea of what they want, but as it happens they have what we like to call in the biz: TERRIBLE TASTE IN EVERYTHING EVER. Well suck it up cowboy, you were hired to do a job, and you are going to do it.
Take solace in knowing that you are not alone, there are several stages of clients-with-bad-taste grief, and you will get through this.
*Stage 1: You’re Hired! *
Stage 2: The Realization that your client is a Connoisseur of Awful
*Stage 3: Rage *
*Stage 4: Aggressive Smiling *
*Stage 5: Resolve *
*Stage 6: Bang it out *
*Stage 7: Being DONE WITH IT *
*Stage 8: Smug Resolve *
*Stage 9: Acceptance *
Stage 10: No fing way that’s going into my portfolio*
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